Q. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A. It might crack up!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare-dryer!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A. Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A. He said it was eggs-cellent!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A. By hare-plane!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A. Eggs-ercise and hare-robics!
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
Q. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A. 14 carrot gold!
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q. What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A. They went on a bunnymoon!
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
A. IHOP
Q. What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
A. Jelly beans!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
A. Have you heard any good yolks today?
Q. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
A. Hip Hop!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A. Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny
Have a Hoppy Easter!
